If it's funny, it muz be football

I was on some football forum and i saw these very funny post...

Question : What is the difference btw Paul Scharner and Steven Gerrard?
Answer : Paul Scharner is going Euro 2008!!

HAHA.. take that..

And we always wonder are footballers academically weak so they end up chasing a ball every week...? here is something that might shed some light...

Football Columnist to a particular Footballer ( i cant remb the name!) : So who wld u be supporting at Euro 2008?

Footballer : England...

Columnist politely replied : I am sorry, but guessed u din noe England is not going there.. So how abt another choice..?

Footballer : Hmmm.. Argentina..

Oh dear... lol